I crushed one of my fingers yesterday morning, so blood-pumping activities like sex were not really that attractive to me. We decided to meet for dinner and movie instead. Ever since BG mentioned \”The Birdcage\” (1996) some while back, I have wanted to see it again. The movie aggressively stereotypes — particularly homosexuals, drag queens, and Republicans — but does so with a lot of humor and still shows great love and friendship among the characters. I remembered loving the film, and yet had forgotten so many fun parts of it!
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Sleep Sex
I love sleep sex, but am not a rewarding person with whom to try it. Apparently, I sometimes respond to advances with slaps, kicks, and/or making some grumpy noise while turning away. Other times, I might seem to be awake and even respond favorably, but still be asleep for quite a while. So, I do not actually wake enough to appreciate what is happening until a lot of work has already been done, unnoticed. There were a few times that I woke to find SwingBot fucking me, I commented it was a great way to wake, and he replied with dismay and annoyance, \”What about all that oral I just did on you?\”
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Vanilla Ice Cream
BG provided a lovely summary of this Tuesday\’s threesome and I posted it (with his permission) on Wednesday. Here are some additional notes that I have from the evening.
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BG\’s Perspective
Since play dates can run late and BG has a half-hour drive (after wearing himself out), we agreed that he sends a \”home safe\” message when he gets home. This morning, his \”home safe\” message surprised me with a write-up of last night. BG agreed to let me post it, and I thought his perspective to a play date would make an interesting entry. The following are his words:
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Surly Flattery
Sometime last month, SwingBot and I were out running errands. He had been in a foul mood and I was helping him slowly come out of it. So, he bore a stronger \”people suck\” state of mind than usual. I assume that he was feeling a touch of \”us against the world\” when we had this exchange.
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Wednesday Play
We rescheduled this week\’s play date from Tuesday to Wednesday. Poor BG; not only did he have to wait an extra week for play (since we canceled last week), but then he had to wait one more day, on top of that!
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Sunday And Monday
\”Don\’t tell me you can cum from your breasts being licked alone.\”
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Sick Timing
The previous week\’s cold made me realize how anyone reading this blog could easily think that SwingBot and I frequently are sick or injured. This is not true, though sure has been that way lately.
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Sick And Horny
I think that our bed is magic. Last spring or summer, SwingBot and I purchased a Sleep Number split-king bed and some accompanying bedding. I am not going to turn this into a big ad for Sleep Number (and no, I have not been paid or such by the company to mention them in my little blog), but the bed and the bedding are sooo nice.
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Stretching Works
SwingBot and I have rarely had anal sex (me receiving) in the past. It generally required a lot of care and caution. Typically, I was feeling horny and overly ambitious. I would impulsively mount him and then realize that we had to be careful and move gently.