SwingBot is the M half of this duet, who occasionally contributes inane guest-posts to this blog.
Ever get someone to grab you a cheeseburger on their way to your place?
Ever eat a cheeseburger someone brought you while you watch them fuck your wife?
Ever lay back and digest a cheeseburger while the guy who brought it to you and your wife take turns going down on you?
Ever wonder if you should have skipped the milkshake when your wife is on top of you doin\’ 69 and the guy who brought it to you is fucking her, his balls slapping at your forehead, and only occasionally trying to shove a dick up your nostril?
Ever wonder why McDonald’s sugar-salted fries taste so friggin\’ good when combined with a mostly-non-dairy milkshake?
I hadn\’t, until last night.