SwingBot is the M half of this duet, who occasionally contributes inane guest-posts to this blog.
Well, another playdate came and went, and once again we started with some light chatter and distraction technique. We watched some Youtube and shared some comics, talked about the weather and the benefits of sandals vs boots.
Eventually we found our way upstairs and proceeded to fuck like teasing bunnies, which is to say once again double-teaming the wife and generally making her squirm with desire. After the second round of finger and tongue induced hyperventilation, we tried some more double-penetration, but the angle was bad (I thought). Flipping around and trying her riding reverse-cowgirl style somehow made the angle even harder, and I could barely get a finger in the front door, much less my dick, so I bided my time licking and fingering while he impaled her ass.
Now I know this all sounds frightfully boring to you, dear reader, but I must confess it seems quite the opposite when one is actually involved. No, it\’s true! For instance, though the angle was bad for tongue, and the entrance far too tight for cock, I COULD do some good digital manipulation, including actually feeling the other guy\’s cock in her ass THROUGH her body. And I don\’t mean in an abstract the-garage-is-occupied sort of way, I mean I could literally make out the features of the cock with my fingers. When he came, I could FEEL it pulsing. That\’s a hell of a thing to feel, and one I highly recommend you try should the opportunity arise.
Speaking of opportunity, let me pause for a moment to talk about nutrition.
The key to a healthy diet is variety, and after the last couple dates, I was getting tired of all the chickening out. So when we went out for dinner, I got some shrimp, which I usually enjoy, but it just wasn\’t that good. We came home again, and it was pretty late by this point, but I just needed something else, so I passed on the chicken and went for some sausage. Well, I say sausage, but it was more like a hot dog, what with the casing being stuffed so full it was just a stiff meat-tube with no texture and a slight grape flavor. I licked for a while, then tried to swallow it. It was actually quite impressive, how far down my throat I got it, and still only came close to gagging once. Apparently I\’m good at that.
Eventually, though, even the plumpest brat worst starts to lose its flavor if all you do is lick it, so we decided to put it away for later. It took a little stretching and no small amount of lube, but the kielbasa slid between the buns soon enough and started swelling. It was probably the friction or tightness or heat that did it, but you know how little smokeys plump up and leak all over when you cook them too long? Yeah, well, something like that happened, but luckily the no-longer-grape-flavored casing kept it all in. After a few minutes of resting, we gave up on the idea, and really the hotlink had shrunk away anyway.
Also, the wife got to watch as I sucked a guy\’s cock and then he held me down and fucked me in the ass.
I\’ll probably want to make a post about that later.