SwingBot is the M half of this duet, who occasionally contributes inane guest-posts to this blog.
I chickened out.
Well, kind of. We definitely had that date, and we definitely had sex, but I didn\’t actually personally get penetrated by anything. Toward the end I was just about to start begging for it, but SO was enjoying herself so much I really couldn\’t bring myself to steal her spot as the center of attention.
Anyway, here\’s what we learned, in rough chronological order.
1) Getting oral from one mouth is great. Getting it from two at the same time is fantastic, especially when two guys can take turns muff diving.
2) Getting oral while also giving it is pretty great too, and as the end-receiver I got to watch AND get blown.
3) It\’s entirely possible to hyperventilate from too much sex. I\’ve known this ever since SO and I first had sex (which was like a 5 hour marathon session, and I\’m sure the reason she stayed with me). It\’s also possible for two guys to give one woman so many orgasms at once that they become self-sustaining, and then the guys can sit back and watch for several minutes as they orgasms continue on their own. I suppose this would have been an idea time for me to take care of the other guy, but really it was too good a show to miss.
4) Man on back, woman riding on top, other man behind, vaginal/anal double penetration is every damned bit as fun as it looks in the pornos. And not just for me (the front man), but also for her. I was honestly quite worried about it, since alone we don\’t do a lot of anal (apparently I\’m TOO well-endowed to fit through the back door), but the other guy (who is thinner) had no problem getting in and pounding away like there was no tomorrow. Sure, I only had a fixed view to the spectacle, but I could certainly feel him, especially when he started cumming inside. Hell of a ride, that.
5) It IS possible to go out to dinner with someone you just fucked and barely know, and NOT talk about the ass pounding he just gave her.
6) When having a threesome dinner, eat light, because you\’ll find yourself back in the bedroom fucking again. This time it was spit roasting, with me getting blown (yes, AGAIN), and him doing her from behind. It was actually convenient, our position (where I was laying somewhat perpendicular to the action) because I was able to reach under and give a little digital stimulation to both parties.
7) Even after several hours of threesomes, and a late dinner, and having to get up early in the morning for a flight, there is STILL time after he leaves to have another one-on-one with the wife (who at this point is surprisingly still horny) before collapsing on the bed.
8) It\’s hard to sleep immediately after your first (two) threesome(s). Your brain keeps going \”HOLY SHIT LETS DOUBLE-FUCK SOME MORE!\”
9) When writing naughty posts on an ipad on a plane, make sure the person next to you isn\’t reading what you type, or they\’ll start blushing a lot. She older than me, but she flies first class, and keeps looking over to read more. Hi there. Yes, it\’s all true.