Last Tuesday, after his leftovers caught fire in the oven, SwingBot ordered a pizza for dinner.
As I washed dishes, he approached me from behind and said, \”I want to take down your pants and do you from behind right here. But, I have a pizza coming, and the person will just drive right up and see us. Hey, maybe the delivery person is a hot bi co-ed… and could come see us… and, with the pizza, we could get free pepper spray.\”