*Note: These posts are often composed in advance, and so may not always reflect events in real time. SwingBot does post about events as they happen. Consequently, there may be discrepancies in the stages of our stories.*
SwingBot and I spent years discussing the idea of finding other sex partners without doing anything. At the end of this July, we finally put our talk into action and posted ad-profiles on swingers sites. In early August, we met with our first potential partner, BG. Exactly two weeks later, we had BG at our place for sex. That evening went like this:
Stall Tactic 1:
We went out for dinner. Nothing can happen in a public setting! But, we have to go home sometime…
Stall Tactic 2:
House tour! Here\’s our dining room, our living room, our offices, bathroom one… aren\’t these rooms — that are decidedly not bedrooms — interesting?
Stall Tactic 3:
These are our pets. See our pets? Aren\’t they nice pets? Yes, we have pets.
Stall Tactic 4:
Okay, fine, here are the bedrooms. This is the guest room, where we are not going to do anything. Isn\’t it a cool guest room? Look; it is also a library and exercise room.
Stall Tactic 5:
Here is bathroom two. Should someone go hide in it now?
Stall Tactic 6:
Here is our bedroom/play space. Let us tell you about it… a lot. Let us give you its history, the how and why. Let us talk about how we keep it discreet from visitors, progressing into…
Stall Tactic 7:
Let us talk — a lot — about unsexy topics. Family! Family is a sure-fire turn-off; let\’s talk about that! Let\’s talk about travel. Let\’s talk about anything that removes us from the fact that we are three adults planning to have sex, actually standing here in the play space.
And we ran out of stall tactics. So, we had sex.