Last week, I read a friend’s blog in which he noted that too-influential-crazy-person Mark Driscoll preached that each woman is made by Driscoll’s god as a home to some particular man’s penis. Yes, really. In case you have not read the excerpt, it is quite full of loopy.
The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may seem, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wandering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.
Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless and needs a home. But, though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not. And, though women other than your wife may look like a home, to rest there would be breaking into another man’s home. And, if you look at a man it is quite obvious that what a homeless man does not need is another man without a home.
And Driscoll has devoted followers, supporters, and donators. He may be losing support, but he has a lot of support to lose… and is still left with far too much.
However, this post is not about crazy; it is about funny… as in, the funny response SwingBot made when I told him about the crazy.
“You must be a duplex,” SwingBot told me.
I love that man. 🙂