He’s Probably Happier Not Knowing

SwingBot was playing a video game with some male friends, including Boobs-in-Face from our Las Vegas trip. BiF, a very heterosexual (and, frankly, somewhat sexist and more than mildly homophobic) man, said of building a team for one game, “SwingBot, OtherFriend, and I are going to form a threesome.”

SwingBot replied, “My understanding of those is that you need at least one woman.”

BiF sneered, “Yeah, right. As if your wife would even let you think of such a thing.”