SwingBot was playing a video game with some male friends, including Boobs-in-Face from our Las Vegas trip. BiF, a very heterosexual (and, frankly, somewhat sexist and more than mildly homophobic) man, said of building a team for one game, “SwingBot, OtherFriend, and I are going to form a threesome.”
I am currently in mourning. It must be time to go shopping!
Okay, okay, that was pretty darn dramatic… especially considering what died. Right, not “who,” but “what.” My reliable old pal, my go-to vibrator, the Sinnflut Reality by Fun Factory.
I ought to be horribly ashamed.
Nearly four months ago, I promised to return in six weeks. Not only did I let that slide, but my only sign of life during that time was whining about losing a free service.
Worse, I finally come to you… with this ugly thing. What is it? It is what happens when a goofball asks an artist with an attitude for a silly illustration. For the record, the penises for arms were **not** my idea, nor was the full-frontal smiley face.