Taco Night

SwingBot made us tacos for dinner and he had too much meat left, though not enough to make keeping it worthwhile. After putting some on my taco, he asked, “Do you want any more meat?”

I looked at the taco and replied, “No, that’s fine.” He asked whether I was sure, which I was, but he did not want to dump all the remainder on his tacos.

“I’m going to give you more meat, anyway,” he informed me.

“Oh, right, just go and put your meat in my taco,” I said. “That’s nonconsensual taco stuffing.”

“You are into takedown scenes,” he commented. “This is a takeout scene.”