I have said some clumsy things regarding sex. Here are a few memorable ones:
I make a terrible caretaker. SwingBot came down with something on Monday morning and only got worse on Tuesday. And I had a play date.
I just sat and calculated it. We did not have a threesome in over a month. That explains why I was pining for some DP activity these last two weeks, and so eager to be the center of a sexy sandwich.
Earlier this week, SwingBot and I opted to play a little before settling down for the night. Nothing complicated or involved… just a little toy action before I rode him to our mutual satisfaction. Easy and enjoyable.
You look good, lying spread-eagle and face-up, your wrists and ankles bound in the leather cuffs that are bound to the bed and your neck bearing the leather collar. Much as I want to see the fear-tinged lust in your eyes, the blindfold suits you so well. You cannot see, of course, as my gaze sweeps over the rest of your body, which is naked save for those six bits of leather.
On a sex discussion site, someone asked, “Can men and women be friends without a sexual agenda?”
To which I respond, “Really?” with disbelieving exasperation.
Even better, some women actually responded with answers along the lines of, “Every man I have ever befriended/known has wanted me sexually.”
To which I respond, “Really,” with disbelieving coolness.
Press your naked body against mine from behind, with the fronts of your legs brushing the back of mine, your cock nestling against my butt, your chest pressing my back, and your face in my hair. Reach your arms around me and cup my breasts in your hands. Nuzzle my hair and take in its scent.
I spent last Friday horny. Okay, okay, I spent much of last week horny… nothing new there. Anyway, Friday seemed particularly exciting, for no particular reason. I masturbated twice that day, once in the morning and once in the evening.
Christmas is coming, and Christmas is a time for toys! Lots of toys! In honor of this solstice celebration turned Christian holiday turned major commercial event, I am going to list my current favorite toys.
*Note: This was originally written on September 1, 2011. I have just been waiting for a good moment to post it.
It is a Thursday morning and I am lying in bed alone. I am awake enough that I could easily get out of bed, and it is around the time to do so. However, I stay in bed, enjoying my fantasies.